May 2013
82 posts
I don't know, Pandora
Do you think I really want to hear “All Along the Watchtower” AND THEN “Free Fallin’”? Get out of my face.
UGH DAD
Making your ~*Cover Photo*~ an AWKWARD candid of me on my cell phone is NOT the way to get me to accept your ~*Friend Request*~. Jeez!
swordid:
teenally:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope yahoo deletes every blog that follows me
AND I HOPE THE JUNKYARD A FEW BLOCKS FROM HERE SOMEDAY BURNS DOWN
and i hope the rising black smoke carries me far away and i never come back to jim’s blog again
in my life
i hope i lie and tell everyone jim was a good guy
and i hope we die
i hope we all die
“A Seattle Times review of a recent Madonna tour stop praises the artist for...”
– All Hail the Queen? | Bitch Media (via npr)
icandoanythinggood:
can just once a couple take engagement photos that...
krisisisipoo:
like one person applying makeup in the same cramped and steamy bathroom where their so is simultaneously in the shower, or the couple sitting in bed, hungover, watching portlandia on netflix and eating chinese takeout.
come on, you are not hanging out in kate spade dresses in DUMBO all the goddamn time, or just passionately holding hands in front of buckingham fountain.
Thank goodness I brought this makeup bag I...
Now, where did I leave my medication?
Questions
What day is it?
What month is it?
What flavor is this popsicle?
Remember when chalkboard paint HADN'T been done to...
I mean, I could go outside
Or I could stay inside and hate watch Flea Market Flip.
Under-water boner:
rhapsodyinjew:
Chubmarine.
