May 2012
39 posts
MAD MEN MIND EXPLOSION
So this guy:
Is this guy’s son:
And this guy’s stepson:
WOAH, YOU GUYS!
fuck. that. shit.
Life story!
A conversation with one of my boyfriend's...
Me: Brian, want to come drink with our friends?
Brian: No, you can’t talk me into that?
Me: Why not?
Brian: ‘Cause you’re not my lady friend.
Me: What if I sew you asshole up and keep feeding you and feeding you?
Brian: …Tempting.
You Can't Always Get What You Want
If I got an opportunity to talk to my teenage self, the first thing I would tell that little bitch is that House ends exactly like she would want it to: With House and Wilson riding off into the sunset together. She’d be beyond thrilled.
elizabitchtaylor:
I feel like Seymour from Ghost World would probably have a very popular blog
decidedlydapper:
File under “Things I Need.” Now I can have my thighs and my nipples underwater at the same time! That was an issue before.
I am so happy this exists!
Texts from Tonight
Evan: <3
Me: ( . )( . )
Evan: Oh you
Me: Always looking to be objectified
Evan: That’s my girl.
“I still feel-kind of temporary about myself.”
– Willy Loman, Death of a Salesman
“So, if you think you’ve found your soulmate, you’ve probably just found your...”
– Sarah, on themes running through “Law and Order: Criminal Intent” (via ponytailtime)
