MAD MEN MIND EXPLOSION
So this guy: Is this guy’s son: And this guy’s stepson: WOAH, YOU GUYS!
fuck. that. shit.
A conversation with one of my boyfriend's...
Me: Brian, want to come drink with our friends? Brian: No, you can’t talk me into that? Me: Why not? Brian: ‘Cause you’re not my lady friend. Me: What if I sew you asshole up and keep feeding you and feeding you? Brian: …Tempting.
You Can't Always Get What You Want
If I got an opportunity to talk to my teenage self, the first thing I would tell that little bitch is that House ends exactly like she would want it to: With House and Wilson riding off into the sunset together. She’d be beyond thrilled.
elizabitchtaylor: I feel like Seymour from Ghost World would probably have a very popular blog
decidedlydapper: File under “Things I Need.” Now I can have my thighs and my nipples underwater at the same time! That was an issue before. I am so happy this exists!
Texts from Tonight
Evan: <3 Me: ( . )( . ) Evan: Oh you Me: Always looking to be objectified Evan: That’s my girl.
I still feel-kind of temporary about myself.– Willy Loman, Death of a Salesman
So, if you think you’ve found your soulmate, you’ve probably just found your...– Sarah, on themes running through “Law and Order: Criminal Intent” (via ponytailtime)