Questions

What day is it?
What month is it?
What flavor is this popsicle?

Remember when chalkboard paint HADN’T been done to death?

I mean, I could go outside

Or I could stay inside and hate watch Flea Market Flip.

humansofnewyork:

My last wife was 47 years older than me.”
“47 years???”
“Yep. We met when she was 80 and I was 33. She came to the nursing home where I worked, and everyday she would spend six hours with her dying husband. I said to myself: ‘If she ever loves me like that, I’ll be OK.’ We married a couple years later, and stayed together until she died at the age of 96. If I had any money, I’d make a movie about it.”

humansofnewyork:

My last wife was 47 years older than me.”

“47 years???”

“Yep. We met when she was 80 and I was 33. She came to the nursing home where I worked, and everyday she would spend six hours with her dying husband. I said to myself: ‘If she ever loves me like that, I’ll be OK.’ We married a couple years later, and stayed together until she died at the age of 96. If I had any money, I’d make a movie about it.”

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My future.

My future.

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and Harry’s a little fucking shit, too. 

and Harry’s a little fucking shit, too. 

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