What day is it?
What month is it?
What flavor is this popsicle?
Or I could stay inside and hate watch Flea Market Flip.
My last wife was 47 years older than me.”
“Yep. We met when she was 80 and I was 33. She came to the nursing home where I worked, and everyday she would spend six hours with her dying husband. I said to myself: ‘If she ever loves me like that, I’ll be OK.’ We married a couple years later, and stayed together until she died at the age of 96. If I had any money, I’d make a movie about it.”