topgear: Top Gear Presenters’ Hair Throughout The Years btw, you can watch the last of the “Lost” seasons of Top Gear every Monday at 9/8c on BBC America. Best Years, Hair-Wise: James “Captain Slow” May: He’s my favorite so I will give him a pass on 2003 and 2011. 2004 is my favorite because of the sweater but 2006 is cute, too. I actually think I’ve had both of those hairstyles. He looks a little windblown in the 2012 picture but I like the Rogue-ish white streak in the front. Jeremy “Jezza” Clarkson: I forget that Jeremy Clarkson did not always have gray hair. Gray hair works for him since he’s kind of perpetually crotchety. He looks like a bloated early-ER George Clooney in 2004, sorry. His best year is 2007 because after that it starts looking a little thin. Richard “Hamster” Hammond: Richard Hammond looks like an old lesbian no matter how his hair is styled. Some years are more old lesbian than others, though (ahem, 2008 and 2009). I think he looks like he cut his own hair in 2004 and 2006 so 2011 kind of wins by default. The Stig: Always flawless.

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Top Gear Presenters’ Hair Throughout The Years

btw, you can watch the last of the “Lost” seasons of Top Gear every Monday at 9/8c on BBC America.

Best Years, Hair-Wise:

James “Captain Slow” May: He’s my favorite so I will give him a pass on 2003 and 2011. 2004 is my favorite because of the sweater but 2006 is cute, too. I actually think I’ve had both of those hairstyles. He looks a little windblown in the 2012 picture but I like the Rogue-ish white streak in the front.

Jeremy “Jezza” Clarkson: I forget that Jeremy Clarkson did not always have gray hair. Gray hair works for him since he’s kind of perpetually crotchety. He looks like a bloated early-ER George Clooney in 2004, sorry. His best year is 2007 because after that it starts looking a little thin.

Richard “Hamster” Hammond: Richard Hammond looks like an old lesbian no matter how his hair is styled. Some years are more old lesbian than others, though (ahem, 2008 and 2009). I think he looks like he cut his own hair in 2004 and 2006 so 2011 kind of wins by default.

The Stig: Always flawless.

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